pistolperfect | [ video/action ] ✸ 03 ✸ this is how weapons show their love for their meister.

[Liz just grins at the screen before holding it back out to reveal the lake, the snow covering the ground. but it wasn't the lake she was trying to show. it was a certain three-half-striped hair meister who was completely dismantling one of eight snowmen. four were on one side, and four were on the side they were on.]

After I've reset the base, I'll be able to fix this next one that's a little shorter than the others.

You know, I think the one on the other side of the shore is a little lopsided.

What!? Liz, can you help me, please??

What? No! It's way too cold. Besides, I might mess it up. I already helped you build them.

Which you did a poor job of.

Hey!

Where did Patti run off to, anyway?

[at this point, Kid had his back to Liz who just peeked into the screen, a rather devilish smirk on her lips.]

Oh, Patti? I'm sure she'll pop up sooner or later.

[as if on cue, there was a loud yell as what looked like some random wild child burst through the bushes and charged toward Kid.]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR I'M A BEAR!!!!

!?!? Patti?? What are you—NO!! NOT THE SNOWMEN—

[and with Liz laughing and the camera shaking, Patti proceeded to crash into one snowman, much to Kid's horror, and then circled back around to slam into Kid and effectively shove him into the lake.]

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Liz, there is no such thing as shinigami flu.

How do you know? ...Have you even ever gotten sick before?

I have not.

Seriously!? You—there are no illnesses or whatever??

[stupid god body.]

Liz, what kind of god would get sick?

I don't know! Do I look like I know crap about gods!? There could be some weird disease that only gods can get, I don't know!

Well I wouldn't get it from standing in a lake!

[uuuuggggghh.]

Forget it. If you turn into an ice cube, not my problem.

[He's not going to turn into an ice cube, Liz. He's going to slosh his way out of the lake, dripping like a wet cat.]

I need to fix these snowmen. Are you going to help?

Do you really need to fix them? Why don't you at least dry off and change first? It's not like they're going anywhere.

They might. [You never know.] Or someone might come and damage them further.

Well you can't just stay here the whole day.

Why not?

It's FREEZING, Kid! You could at least act like a normal person for once!

[augh.]

Whatever, I'm definitely not staying out here for much longer, and I'm not going to let Patti catch a cold either.

Fine. [He's already distracted by the snowmen.]

...

[you know what?

you know what?

there were two snowmen that had been spared by Patti's bulldozing, but not for long. Liz may have just kicked and punched them.]

Liz!

[Flailing now, pointing dramatically at Liz, at the snowmen, at the problems and the destruction.]

My snowmen!

What? Now they're all destroyed.

Hold on, let me get the ones on the other side, too.

They're ruined! [He's wailing now, falling to the ground on hands and knees.]

They're just freaking snowmen!

I was trying to fix them!

Which would have taken forever so I "fixed them" for you. Now let's go home.

No you didn't! You destroyed them!

Just make them again back home! No one would see them here, anyway. And what would you do if something else knocked them over? You wouldn't know and wouldn't be able to fix them.

So if you make them again at home, you can be right there and ready to do whatever.