pistolperfect: (✸ but oh we've already won)
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[Liz just grins at the screen before holding it back out to reveal the lake, the snow covering the ground. but it wasn't the lake she was trying to show. it was a certain three-half-striped hair meister who was completely dismantling one of eight snowmen. four were on one side, and four were on the side they were on.]

After I've reset the base, I'll be able to fix this next one that's a little shorter than the others.

You know, I think the one on the other side of the shore is a little lopsided.

What!? Liz, can you help me, please??

What? No! It's way too cold. Besides, I might mess it up. I already helped you build them.

Which you did a poor job of.

Hey!

Where did Patti run off to, anyway?

[at this point, Kid had his back to Liz who just peeked into the screen, a rather devilish smirk on her lips.]

Oh, Patti? I'm sure she'll pop up sooner or later.

[as if on cue, there was a loud yell as what looked like some random wild child burst through the bushes and charged toward Kid.]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR I'M A BEAR!!!!

!?!? Patti?? What are you—NO!! NOT THE SNOWMEN—

[and with Liz laughing and the camera shaking, Patti proceeded to crash into one snowman, much to Kid's horror, and then circled back around to slam into Kid and effectively shove him into the lake.]

Date: 2011-09-26 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
Do you really need to fix them? Why don't you at least dry off and change first? It's not like they're going anywhere.

Date: 2011-09-27 12:43 am (UTC)
symmetryguns: (ahem)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
They might. [You never know.] Or someone might come and damage them further.

Date: 2011-09-27 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
Well you can't just stay here the whole day.

Date: 2011-09-28 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
It's FREEZING, Kid! You could at least act like a normal person for once!

[augh.]

Whatever, I'm definitely not staying out here for much longer, and I'm not going to let Patti catch a cold either.

Date: 2011-09-29 02:42 am (UTC)
symmetryguns: (read but don't write)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
Fine. [He's already distracted by the snowmen.]

Date: 2011-09-29 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
...

[you know what?

you know what?

there were two snowmen that had been spared by Patti's bulldozing, but not for long. Liz may have just kicked and punched them.]

Date: 2011-09-30 01:12 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (DADDY STOP IT)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
Liz!

[Flailing now, pointing dramatically at Liz, at the snowmen, at the problems and the destruction.]

My snowmen!

Date: 2011-10-02 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
What? Now they're all destroyed.

Hold on, let me get the ones on the other side, too.

Date: 2011-10-02 04:58 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (PUSH UP TIME)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
They're ruined! [He's wailing now, falling to the ground on hands and knees.]

Date: 2011-10-03 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
They're just freaking snowmen!

Date: 2011-10-03 01:30 am (UTC)
symmetryguns: (horrified (guns))
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
I was trying to fix them!

Date: 2011-10-03 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
Which would have taken forever so I "fixed them" for you. Now let's go home.

Date: 2011-10-03 05:34 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (all i am is stripes)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
No you didn't! You destroyed them!

Date: 2011-10-04 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
Just make them again back home! No one would see them here, anyway. And what would you do if something else knocked them over? You wouldn't know and wouldn't be able to fix them.

So if you make them again at home, you can be right there and ready to do whatever.

Date: 2011-10-04 10:20 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (I have failed the world. Again.)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
It's not the same... [But he does stand up from his woepile on the floor and scrub at his face with his sleeves.]

Date: 2011-10-05 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
[just sighs before rubbing her arms.] I still can't believe it's snowing under the ocean. How does that even work?

Date: 2011-10-05 04:22 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (now it's back to stupid keywords)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
[Still very down about the loss of his snowmen...]

Magic, Liz.

Date: 2011-10-05 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
[get over it.]

Magic? Well I guess that sort of makes sense...especially with the curses...

Date: 2011-10-07 02:17 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (ahem)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
It's the only possible explanation. [Liz are you really so surprised? You magically turn into a gun. Your meister is a magical death god.]

Date: 2011-10-07 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
[well it's still weird, okay. there are some unnatural things that you can already accept, and then there are some equally unnatural things that you can't.]

Okay, but isn't it a little early for snow? I mean, what happened to fall or something?

Date: 2011-10-08 01:44 am (UTC)
symmetryguns: (chatting look up)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
I don't think that logic really applies here, Liz.

Date: 2011-10-08 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
I guess logic doesn't really apply period.

Date: 2011-10-08 06:47 pm (UTC)
symmetryguns: (PROFESSAH THE KID)
From: [personal profile] symmetryguns
Not in Vatheon, no.

Date: 2011-10-09 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noghostsplzkthx.livejournal.com
I'm glad I went ahead and bought some jackets, but we'll have to get more clothes if this keeps up. I don't want Patti catching a cold in this place.

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